PUDCHUCK
"Why Walk When You Can Wobble?"
THE GRISTLE-SPRING™
$19.99 + your peripheral vision
- * 100% Industrial Titanium-Latex
- * Guaranteed to bypass 3/4 of gravity
- * Includes a pint of Pink Pud-Goop
"I haven't touched the floor in six months. My teeth are loose, but my heart is soaring!" - Customer #4092